Dear Resident:
This is Streetlight No. X465 in front of your home. I noticed that you went out to your car yesterday without wearing your mask. While you might argue that you did put it on once inside your car, I do have reports from Streetlights X464 and X463 that followed your car to your work location and we have photos of you not wearing yuour mask while inside your car.
View this as a warning that actions against governmental directives will not be tolerated in the future.
This is your first warning. Three strikes and your out.
Streetlight Enforcement Department
A Division of Smart Cities
The Governent